The Return of “What Am I…”

…reading? -Tribe Novel: Bone Gnawers by Bill Bridges and Justin Achilli, part of the Werewolf: the Apocalypse Tribe Novel series. Not the best of them so far (that goes to, shockingly, Red Talon, I tribe I usually dislike), but still pretty good. Carlita, the main character, is very engaging.

…writing? – blogs!

…making? -A module for PHP-Nuke that allows character submissions on Online RP sites. Actually, I’m more modifying it then making it, but close enough.

…checking out? – FoxAttacks.com.

…laughing at? – This Video. Silly cops…

…in love with? – My wife Heather, the lovely and awesome fox, Mt. Dew, WoW Patch 2.3, and my vacation that starts Saturday.

…terrified by? – Clowns. Clowns are fucking EVIL. Also? This cat.

–Jer


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Because I Am Sheep – How Did You Find Me?

Stealing a concept from Ashish (who stole it from someone else), I present to you, over the last month, the top 10 ways readers have found me by searching the web. Not quite as interesting as his yet, but hey, give it time.

1: el wray
This one is easy to determine where it came from; El Wray being the awesome character played by Freddy Rodriquez in Grindhouse, which I gave a rather glowing review to.
Probable Post: Ravyn Reviews: Grindhouse (April 13, 2007)

2 god bless you mr. rosewater quotes
This one has been, since the beginning of the site, the most popular search terms to finding me, thanks to a little blurb about the passing of Kurt Vonnegut. It’s down in searches lately, but still going strong.
Probable Post: God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (April 11, 2007)

3 “anything wrong with this picture?”
Easy. The picture of ol’ G. Dubya, downing a brewski (albeit “non-alcoholic”) at the G8 summit, and my accompanying rant.
Probable Post: Pictures are Worth a Thousand Giggles (Or Snorts) (June 9, 2007)

4 “fox can tell” lyric
Oh, how some folks have been misdirected with this one…poor bastards. But then again, they get to learn about Fox, so it’s a positive for them.
Probable Post: Theme Fun Again (May 15, 2007)

5 “until the end” lyrics – “linkin park”
My Review of Minutes to Midnight is the only possible reason for this one. Check LyricWiki, guys.
Probable Post: Selling Out, Linkin Park + Backstreet Boyz, and Politics – A Musical Rant & Review (May 27, 2007)

6 cherry darling “useless talent”
Another Grindhouse one.
Probable Post: Ravyn Reviews: Grindhouse (April 13, 2007)

7 how to use expound
This one had to be from the title of my rant about rap lyrics, MySpace, and bad parents.
Probable Post: Wherein I expound about censorship and parenting, and find a soapbox upon which to stand (May 18, 2007)

8 racehorse ankle fluid build up
This actually is a mash-up, Linkin Park/Jay-Z style, from a trio of posts…my confusion over Barbaro getting more Candles then the Virgina Tech Massacre, the getting to know me post where I talking about my wife’s pseudo-tumor cerebri, and mentioning my ankle injury in context of how an act of kindness stunned me. I hope somewhere in there, they found what they were looking for…but probably not.
Probable Post(s): Huwuh? (Barbaro vs Virginia Tech) (May 6, 2007), Random Acts of Kindness and how they Blow the Mind (April 26, 2007), and Wherein I explain myself a bit and ponder the concept of President Chimpy…War Vet(???) (April 24, 2007)

9 RPG player type meme
Well, this one, at least, the searcher got what they were looking for.
Probable Post: What RPG Player Type Are You?

10 violent music and censorship
This would be the same one as #7, where I went off on how rap lyrics and censorship should not mix.
Probable Post: Wherein I expound about censorship and parenting, and find a soapbox upon which to stand (May 18, 2007)

This was actually kind of interesting. Might end up doing this every few months, to see what people are finding me with. And it’s a quick and easy way to keep this thing posted to. Yes, I cheat.

–Jer


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Bleary-Eyed Saturday Ramblings…

I hate Saturdays. Nothing like dragging yourself out of bed at 7:30 in the morning (okay, usually closer to 7:55) to get to a job that you just KNOW is going to be dead all day by 8:00.

So, as I sit here and wait for the caffeine from the two Mt. Dew’s I’ve slammed to kick in (and ponder a cigarette for more wakeage), I ponder about life, the universe, and everything…thank you, Mr. Adams, for the quote. Unfortunately, my thoughts this early are falling a little short for philosophy…so instead, I let Alanis Morisette think for me, via WinAmp and The Collection. I find her cover of Seal’s “Crazy” to be better then the original. I say the following not as an insult, but I believe Alanis has a better perspective on craziness then Seal does. Her voice makes me believe…Seal’s just impresses me.

The light stomach cramps that were plaguing my body this morning have passed, and I’m starting to wake up. Isn’t that ironic…don’t you think?

(Please note, I realize the above statement makes no sense. This is what you get on a Saturday morning. If you want coherance, wait for a rant.)

Alanis melds into Tori Amos, from one Muse to another. This is not a morning for happy music, it seems, as “Me and a Gun” fills my ears. This song always makes me shake and shiver, for reasons that should be obvious to those who know the song. Soon, I will have Tori’s new album, American Doll Posse. From what I hear, it makes songs like Pink’s “Dear Mr. President” and NIN’s “Capital G” seem like they’re tiptoeing around Dubya. Yeah, that thought makes me giddy, too.

I thought we’d be genius together
I thought we’d be healing together
I thought we’d be growing together
Thought we’d be adventurous together
But I was sadly mistaken

Yes, we’ve come back to Alanis. Shuffle is a fun (and sometimes depressing) little feature, don’t you think?

Amidst all this, I work when I can. And wait for potentially pleasant conversation to make my day go by a bit quicker.

These are my Saturday mornings. Glad you could come along for the tour.

–Jer

What RPG Player Type Are You?

Okay, so I’ve sworn that I will not turn my WordPress into a clutter of memes like my LiveJournal has become. But this one I had to share…just ’cause.

You scored as Character Player. The Character Player enjoys creating in-depth characters with distinct and rich personalities. He identifies closely with his characters, feeling detached from the game if he doesn’t. He takes creative pride in exploring different characters, often making each new one radically different than others he’s played. The Character Player bases his decisions on his character’s psychology first and foremost. He may view rules as a necessary evil at best, preferring sessions in which the dice never come out of their bags. For the Character Player, the greatest reward comes from experiencing the game from the emotional perspective of an interesting character.

Storyteller

90%

Character Player

90%

Weekend Warrior

50%

Casual Gamer

45%

Tactician

35%

Specialist

25%

Power Gamer

15%

What RPG Player (Not Character) Type Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Wherein I explain myself a bit and ponder the concept of President Chimpy…War Vet(???)

It’s gonna be one of those days, I can already tell. Work’s slow as hell, which as stated yesterday, allows me to surf the web…and discover not only great TV Shows (is it crass to link to your own blog articles? Meh), but stuff that pisses me off to no end.

I swear, I really did used to be such a nice boy. I used to be happy and carefree and all that stuff. Blame politics, because often, that’s where my ire comes from.

I should clarify here, as I haven’t really expressed much about myself here on the Ravyn’s Nest. And maybe now is an opportunity to get to know me a little bit. So let’s start with that…who am I, beyond a feathery little big-mouth?

Hi, my name is Jeremy (or, depending on who you are, Ravyn or Jer). I’m a 30-year-old bisexual from Portland, OR, and I work for Yahoo! in their Connected Life Tech Support Department as a Tier III Support Rep. What this essentially means is as follows: Yahoo! has partnerships with four broadband ISP’s–AT&T and Verizon in the United States, Rogers in Canada, and British Telecom (BT) in the UK. We’re the third line of support for all problems that co-branded users report. So when they initially call in, they get the partner’s basic tech support; if it needs to be escalated, it then goes to their Tier 2 queue. Further escalation is done to us via a ticket process…this means that I don’t have to talk to customers, I communicate via email, our ticket system, and IM with Tier 2, and if there’s something I need to escalate, I send it straight to the last line, the Product Engineers. It also means that I end up supporting the Brodband Partner’s versions of all Yahoo! products (E-Mail, the MyYahoo! portal page, Launchcast music, Yahoo! Online Protection, Account Registration). The Connected Life team (of which there are ten of us) also handle all Yahoo! Mobile issues, as well as Widgets. I, in particular, am the primary contact on the team for Yahoo! Online Protection, or as we <sarcasm>lovingly</sarcasm> call it, YOP.

Honestly, I love my job…it’s the best company I’ve ever worked for. The company as a whole is very socially conscious toward it’s employees…the first employee shareholders group was Yahoo! Pride, a LGBT group. All of their offices have branches of the Yahoo! Employee Foundation, which are employees who do charity work in the community. You even have 8 hours a year you can get paid for taking a day off to do legit charity work. Hell, at Christmas, Jerry and David, the founders of the company, gave every employee $100 to donate to the charity of their choice (I chose CHAMP, the Community HIV/AIDS Mobilization Project). Sure, it’s a tax write-off for them, but considering my previous jobs have been mostly tech jobs at call centers where the employers wouldn’t spring for health care much less something like that, it’s an amazing gesture in my book.

In my personal life, I’ve been married to my partner of nine years for the last two of them. She’s a StoryTeller on the online World of Darkness site I also StoryTell on. She has a condition called Ideopathic Intracranial Hypertension (IIH), also known as pseudotumor cerebri. It’s a build-up of cerebrospinal fluid that brings her spinal pressure up through the roof. It rendered her legally blind after being diagnosed a few years ago, and so she’s unable to work. A lumbar shunt keeps her spinal pressure down by draining the excess fluid into her abdomen, where it’s (I guess) reabsorbed into the body.

We don’t have kids and have no plans on it; our kids are our three cats, Bagheera, Khan, and Kali. In my spare time, I play RP and Storytell on the previously mentioned World of Darkness site, rant about politics, and watch a lot (A LOT) of movies. I’m a trivia buff, and am the undisputed Trivial Persuit (or insert pretty much every other trivia game here) champion of my local area.

And…that’s pretty much me. *Waves all around*

Now…that’s out of the way. Let’s get to the ranting.

So, it seems that as reported in the Cove Herald, not everyone has gotten sick of ol’ President Dubya. Fine, I can tolerate that. I can’t really understand it, but I can certainly tolerate that. Especially when, as it seems, they are absolutely delusional. Check this shit out. Posted from the article…

WASHINGTON – Bill and Georgia Thomas reported they were elated Monday when they met in the Oval Office with President George W. Bush to present him with a Purple Heart.

“We were just absolutely bowled over. Without reservation, it was one of the highlights of our life. He was such a gracious host,” Thomas said. “It was just an incredible, incredible experience.”

The couple was able to meet with President Bush for about 20 minutes to present him with one of three Purple Hearts that Bill Thomas received during his service in Vietnam.

“He said he didn’t feel like he had earned it,” Thomas said, noting the president looked thinner in person than on television.

Thomas said he and his wife came up with the unprecedented idea to present the president with the Purple Heart over breakfast one morning a few months ago as they discussed the verbal attacks, both foreign and domestic, the commander in chief has withstood during his time in office.

“We feel like emotional wounds and scars are as hard to carry as physical wounds,” Thomas said.

…………………………….

Seriously. No, SERIOUSLY. Some war vet thinks that because Chimpy having people be mean to him about his rediculous policies, that he deserves a FUCKING WAR MEDAL.

Hey. Idiot. You earned that Purple Heart by putting yourself in the line of fire in a war that, while unpopular and misguided, you were willing to fight, because that was what you were told to do. You showed courage and bravery. Now you’re showing a complete lack of basic sentient reasoning.

I wouldn’t be so pissed about it, and would just consider it a lame stunt, if it weren’t for the following:

May, 1968: While soldiers are dying in Vietnam, George Bush, by virtue of his Congressman father’s considerable influence, gets snuck into the National Guard, inexplicably jumping to the top of a list of 500 people to get in, despite receiving the minimum passing score (25) on the pilot entrance aptitude test and listing no other qualifications. Ben Barnes, the former Speaker of the Texas House of Representatives and Lieutenant Governor of Texas, stated under oath that he had called the head of the Texas Air National Guard, Brig. Gen. James Rose, to recommend Bush for a pilot spot at the request of Bush family friend Sidney Adger.

Sooo…let’s get this straight. Chimpy chickens out of the war because he has a rich daddy (if he had moral objections, he should’ve protested his conscience like everyone else), but he gets a fucking Purple Heart?

Unfuckingbelievable.

–Jer


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What am I…

…reading? — American Gods,  by Neil Gaiman.  Re-reading, actually.  The best stuff never gets old.

…writing? — Working on my first fiction piece in quite some time, a Sin City fanfic featuring characters of mine from World of Darkness: New York City.  Yes, my qeekitude knows no bounds.

…making? — Nothing at the moment.

…checking out? — Music that I learned about from FMV’s sent my way by the ever-lovely and awesome Dazed Kistune.

…laughing at? — Stupid people.  Very, very stupid people.  Very, very stupid people who get on my nerves.  It’s either laugh or point and pull the trigger, and I have yet to learn how to shoot people over the internet.

…in love with? — Lotsa stuff.  My wife and the aforementioned Dazed Kistune, for starters.

…terrified by? — Clowns.  Evil things.

–Jer

*Settles in*

Hmmm. This is interesting. Let’s see how long it lasts. It’s pretty, at least.