Rest In Peace, Dungeon Master

Gary Gygax (the creater of Dungeons & Dragons, for those who are unaware) has died at the age of 69.

My geek heart is heavy over this. Personally, I remember when I first got into role-playing games…1982, at the age of six, I had a speech therapist in first grade…I was unable to pronounce S’s and R’s due to my tongue being attached to the bottom of my mouth by a flap of skin until I was four. My therapist taught me about Dungeons & Dragons…good ol’ basic, red-box D&D. Where “Elf” was a class, not a race….you could be an Elf or a Mage, but not both. Every time I pronounced an S or R wrong, my longsword-wielding Elf lost a hit point, and we played for an hour a week. Needless to say, I was hooked, and my pronunciation is good to this day.

Due to things like my early speech impediment, my glasses throughout my education, headgear from 2nd to 3rd grade, and rather unathletic demeanor in favor of academic persuits, I was pretty much the traditional nerd outcast. D&D gave me and my tiny group friends (including, of all things, a Baptist Minister’s kid) something to enjoy and socialize with. The hell with how badly we got creamed in touch football, wall-ball, and pull-ups in gym…when we got together, we were able to pretend to be mighty heroes. To those who say D&D invokes anti-social behavior and preys upon kids with low self-esteem, I say…fuck y’all, and get a clue.

Of course, as time moved on, I moved away from D&D, to things like Battletech, Call of Chtulhu, Paranoia, and the World of Darkness. I got tired of the hack-and-slash, module-gaming that really became inherent in D&D after Gygax was pushed out of it in 1985. But I’ve always held a special place in my heart for the original books, and I remember some of my greatest PC’s fondly. To this day, I still play in the D&D settings in a weekly Table-Top game (just not with D&D rules, which I find too convoluted).

Gary, my wizard’s hat is off to you. May you roll only 20’s in the afterlife, and never fail another saving throw again.

–Jer

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Heath Ledger Found Dead In New York Apartment

I just…wow. Seriously, talk about your Tuesday shocker. According to the New York Times (and now the Associated Press and several other outlets), Heath Ledger has died:

The actor Heath Ledger was found dead this afternoon in an apartment in Manhattan, according to the New York City police. Signs pointed to a suicide or an accidental overdose, police sources said. Mr. Ledger was 28.

At 3:31 p.m., a masseuse arrived the fourth-floor apartment of the building, at 421 Broome Street in SoHo, for an appointment with Mr. Ledger, the police said. The masseuse was let in to the home by a housekeeper, who then knocked on the door of the bedroom Mr. Ledger was in. When no one answered, the housekeeper and the masseuse opened the bedroom and found Mr. Ledger naked and unconscious on a bed, with pills scattered around his body. They moved his body to the floor and attempted to revive him, but he did not respond. They immediately called the authorities.

The police said they did not suspect foul play. Ellen Borakove, a spokeswoman for the office of the city’s chief medical examiner, Dr. Charles S. Hirsch, said that employees of the office were at the apartment and that an autopsy would be conducted on Wednesday.

Police officials have said that the apartment was owned by the actress Mary-Kate Olsen,
Officials said they believed Ms. Olsen, 21, was in California and that Mr. Ledger had been living in her apartment. Ms. Olsen attended the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, for the premiere of “The Wackness,” a film in which she stars with the actor Ben Kingsley. It was not clear where she went after the film screening.

Mr. Ledger, a native of Perth, Australia, won acclaim for his role as a co-star in “Brokeback Mountain” (2005). The film, based on a short story by Annie Proulx about two cowboys who fall in love, won critical acclaim. Reviewing the film in The New York Times, the critic Stephen Holden wrote, “Mr. Ledger magically and mysteriously disappears beneath the skin of his lean, sinewy character. It is a great screen performance, as good as the best of Marlon Brando and Sean Penn.” Mr. Ledger was nominated for an Oscar for Best Actor in January 2006.

Mr. Ledger met the actress Michelle Williams while filming ‘’Brokeback Mountain.” The two actors fell into a romance and moved to Boerum Hill, Brooklyn, where their comings and goings were widely noted by the celebrity press. They had a daughter, Matilda Rose, who was born on Oct. 28, 2005. The couple separated last year.

Mr. Ledger’s first Hollywood film was the teenage romantic comedy “10 Things I Hate About You” (1999). He later appeared in romantic-hero roles in films like “A Knight’s Tale” (2001) and “Casanova” (2005).

Mr. Ledger was also cast as The Joker in the latest Batman installment, “The Dark Knight,” set to be released this summer.

In an interview in London for an article published in November, Mr. Ledger told The New York Times, ‘’I feel like I’m wasting time if I repeat myself.” He said in the interview that he was not proud of his latest role, in Todd Haynes’s “I’m Not There,” in which Mr. Ledger was one of a half-dozen actors depicting the musician Bob Dylan. ‘’I feel the same way about everything I do. The day I say, ‘It’s good’ is the day I should start doing something else,” said in the interview.

As news of Mr. Ledger’s death made its way across the Internet, the Police Department issued a fairly terse summary of the death: “ON TUESDAY, 01/22/08, AT APPROXIMATELY 1530 HOURS, IN THE CONFINES OF THE 5 PRECINCT, POLICE RESPONDED TO 421 BROOME STREET AND FOUND A M/W/28 UNCONSCIOUS. THE VICTIM WAS PRONOUNCED DOA AT THE SCENE. M.E.’S OFFICE TO DETERMINE THE CAUSE OF DEATH. INVESTIGATION CONTINUES.”

Calls by The Times to Mara Buxbaum, a publicist for Mr. Ledger, and Steve Alexander, the actor’s agent, were not immediately returned this afternoon.

I don’t really know what to say about this one yet. Obviously, it’s an early report; there’s currently conflicting information of whether the apartment was his or Mary-Kate Olson’s, and whether the death was suicide or accidental. Gossip site TMZ is all over it, as usual, and has posted all sorts of information that may or may not be true.

I’m a huge Heath Ledger fan, even some of his less-then-quality films like Ten Things I Hate About You and The Order. (I never could bring myself to like A Knight’s Tale, though.) Obviously, his performance in Brokeback Mountain was nothing short of amazing. I was so utterly jazzed about his Joker in The Dark Knight…this is just kind of shocking to me.

We’ll have to see how it progresses. It doesn’t change that he’s dead obviously, but personally, I hope it was accidental, and not suicide.

UPDATE: It appears the apartment was not Olsen’s, and the medication aspect has been changed from “pills scattered around his body” to “sleeping pills — both prescription medication and nonprescription — on a night table.”. The OD could very well be accidental.

–Jer

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WWE Posts Statement on Possible Steroid Motivation

I know, I’m probably over-reporting at this point, but I felt this post-worthy to make the point for those speculating:

WWE® Shocked At Latest Developments In Benoit Tragedy, Concerned By Sensationalistic Reporting

STAMFORD, Conn., June 26, 2007 – World Wrestling Entertainment is stunned and saddened by the details released by local authorities concerning the double homicide-suicide involving Chris Benoit, his wife, Nancy, and his son, Daniel.

However, WWE is concerned with the sensationalistic reporting and speculation being undertaken by some members of the media following the press conference held by the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department and the District Attorney. During the press conference, the investigating authorities made the following points, all of which run contrary to the media speculation that “roid rage” was a factor in the senseless murders and suicide:

1. The authorities stated that all drugs found in the house were believed to be legal prescriptions.

2. Steroids were not, and could not, be related to the cause of death (asphyxiation). Authorities had no factual basis to speculate as to Benoit’s state of mind, and rightly did not do so.

3. Toxicology tests have not even been completed, so there is no current evidence that Benoit even had steroids or any other substance in his body. In that regard, on the last test done on Benoit by WWE’s independently administered drug testing program, done on April 10, 2007, Benoit tested negative.

4. The physical findings announced by authorities indicate deliberation, not rage. The wife’s feet and hands were bound and she was asphyxiated, not beaten to death. By the account of the authorities, there were substantial periods of time between the death of the wife and the death of the son, again suggesting deliberate thought, not rage. The presence of a Bible by each is also not an act of rage.

5. WWE strongly suggests that it is entirely wrong for speculators to suggest that steroids had anything to do with these senseless acts, especially when the authorities plainly stated there is no evidence that Benoit had steroids in his body, pending the toxicological reports, and that they had no evidence at this time as to the motive for these acts.

WWE is continuing to monitor the ongoing investigation being conducted by local authorities.

Are they covering their ass? Yeah, pretty much. Doesn’t make their points any less valid–they have a right to cover their ass. It’s a tragedy, end of story. Whatever reason Chris had did for doing it, you can’t rightly claim that steroids are to blame, nor is the WWE at fault for the actions of a man that was, it’s obvious to me at least, not mentally well.

–Jer


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The Morning After (Thoughts on Chris Benoit)

This is, by far, the saddest day to be a wrestling fan in quite some time.

As you may have noticed from seeing my post last night (or reading the news), WWE Superstar Chris Benoit has died, and as more details become available, it’s looking more and more disturbing. So, as it stands, it appears that Benoit killed his wife Nancy and seven-year-old son Daniel over the weekend, and then took his own life on Monday. Even writing this is just…I’m blown away. I’ve been a Chris Benoit fan for years and years, since I first saw him in WCW. Benoit was always one of the most consummate professionals in the ring, and a stand-up guy outside the ring, by all accounts. That he would have done this is inconceivable to most of us who follow this insane world we call sports-entertainment.

The WWE has scrapped all thoughts toward their “Vince McMahon has been assassinated” storyline, and for once, they’re doing the right thing. No one would be able to carry on with such a storyline after something like this. Hell, I don’t know if everyone will be able to wrestle in the company after this. It might all be too painful, and frankly, I wouldn’t blame them.

Professional wrestling is an industry where so many die young. I can count off a huge list, just off the top of my head. Chris and Nancy (who did, by the way, used to be a manager in WCW–that’s where she and Chris met), 40 and 43 respectively. Eddie Guerrero, 38. Own Hart, 33. Brian Pillman, 35. All three Von Erichs–21 year old Chris, 23 year old Mike, and 33 year old Kerry. Mike “Crash Holly” Lockwood, 32. Chris Candido, 33. Davey Boy Smith, 39. I could keep going…I really could. But I don’t want to. It makes me sick.

Somehow, Chris, Nancy, and Daniel’s death is the worst of them all. Every wrestling fan in the world is just stunned right now. This doesn’t make sense. Drugs, okay. Accidents, fine. Even suicide can be expected. But this? No. And not from a guy like Benoit. This just doesn’t make sense at all.

Of course, as I was typing this, three co-workers walked by my desk. One of them said to the other, “Did you hear about that crazy wrestler?” I got pissed. I watches them with narrowed eyes as, obliviously, they walked off, talking about it like it was a punchline. I wanted to stand up, walk over to them, and say “Hey! We don’t know anything for sure yet…have some fucking respect.”

But really, what’s the point? This is pro wrestling. Nothing’s worth respect in that industry. It’ll always be viewed as something that only a bunch of inbred, redneck fucking hicks could enjoy. And when someone falls sick and does something like this, or a wrestler dies of drug-related causes, or whatever, it’s expected. They were steroid freaks, after all, right? Just a roided-up meathead who snapped.

I started to type out a big “wrong” paragraph just now, but I deleted it. I don’t feel like defending professional wrestling to anyone. It’s fucking pointless anyway. People will believe what they want, and nothing more then that. It simply infuriates me that people can dismiss this so easily. In a week, Chris Benoit will be a punchline, the way the Virginia Tech Massacre became. And if you see someone gritting their teeth while it’s going on…that’s someone who, like me, watched Chris Benoit in the ring. Watched his “Hard Knocks” DVD, saw his shoot (non-storyline, real-life) interviews, and knew the man behind the wrestler as well as anyone can know another celebrity. That’s someone who looked up to Benoit as one of the greatest technical wrestlers ever to compete in the industry, and as far as anyone knew, a great man on top of it. Do all us fans a favor, and save it for another time.

After all. We’re all inbred hicks with three teeth and antisocial tendencies. Do you really wanna piss us off?

Rest in peace, Chris, Nancy, and Daniel. I don’t know what happened…and I don’t think, even after the facts come in, we ever will know what was truly going on. But I hope you’re all in a better place. And I hope Eddie, Owen, Brian, and the rest are there with you. Gods-speed.

–Jer


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Stunned

Chris Benoit 1967 – 2007
Nancy Daus 1964 – 2007
Daniel Benoit 2000 – 2007

I don’t even know if I’ll have thoughts on this. I may, but I may not post them here. I just…I…

–Jer


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God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

Kurt Vonnegut, the author who gave us Cat’s Cradle and Slaughterhouse-Five (widely hailed as one of the most important books of the 20th Century), is dead at 84.

If you’ve never read any Vonnegut, you should…you really, really should. Personally, my favorite Vonnegut quote comes from the book that is the title of this entry, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater:

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”

Well said, Kurt. Well said indeed. You’ll be missed.

So what’s your favorite Vonnegut quote, if you have one? Or alternately, your favorite Vonnegut book?

–Jer

EDIT: After a friend of mine told me this one, I have to say it’s a tie with the above quote for best ever:

“The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected.”